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Willam Releases Music Video That is All About 'Daddy D'

Willam has been one of the standout drag queens who have released a ton of incredibly savvy hits over the years that are not only funny but are ones you can jam to as well.

From her time with Detox and Vicky Vox in DWV (“Boy is a Bottom”), the AAA Girls alongside Alaska and Courtney Act (“American Apparel Ad Girls”) and as a successful solo artist (“RuPaulogize”), Willam has always found a way to think outside the musical box much to her fans delight.

Her latest release is no different as it entails something many of us enjoy and would love to have daily: “Daddy D”. She released the video for the song earlier this week and suffice to say that it might be her hottest yet based on the bevy of smoking hot daddies that appear throughout.

Here's what you can find in the 3 minute clip:

  • Plenty of daddies
  • Eating a banana in all the wrong ways
  • Willam with googly eyes
  • Armpit smelling
  • Grabbage 

NSFW clip (for obvious reasons) can be found here

Brace Yourself: Grace Sings Her Greatest Hits on W&G

Debra Messing’s comedic talents know no end when it comes to her portrayal of Grace Adler on Will & Grace.

There have been so many endless moments with Grace that have been downright hilarious to watch over and over again since the show premiered way back in 1998 (with a 9-year break in between). Her delusional singing abilities is easily one of them, and now the show’s official YouTube channel has mashed several of them together into a “greatest hits” collection of sorts.

This includes iconic “tracks” like Grace belting out “Midnight Train to Georgia” in front of Sandra Bernhard, screeching Outkast’s “Hey Ya” before her neighbors called and tell her to shut up and her rendition of “Do Re Mi” from The Sound of Music that scared a group of children away.

Watch the clip below and brace yourself ahead of time:

The latest episode of Will & Grace airs tonight on NBC, where Will discovers that Noah (the guy Grace is dating played by David Schwimmer) has a kid and promises to keep the news from her.

Womp Womp: Gays For Trump President Peter Boykin Loses House Race in N.C. By a Hefty Margin

There were some crushing defeats in yesterday’s midterm elections, and some extraordinary victories. I think it’s important that we focus on and celebrate the latter and keep fighting. 

For a moment anyway, let’s give a final farewell to Gays for Trump president Peter Boykin, who lost his bid for North Carolina legislature—by a hefty margin.

The 40-year-old openly gay Republican Boykin is the brains behind the MAGA Network, MagaOneRadio.net, and organizer of National March4Trump raliies in D.C.. 

Incumbent Amos Quick, a Democratic pastor, defeated Boykin in the 58th District race with about 77% of the vote. 

Gays for Trump have been associated with such class acts as Milo Yiannopoulos and Ann Coulter

To this credit (sort of, I guess), Boykin more or less tweeted his concession graciously. 

Here are a few tweets from this piece of work for you to study. Enjoy. 

h/t: The Advocate 

John Stamos Reveals He’s Pleasured Himself To His Own Videos

Let’s face it… many of us have had dirty thoughts about John Stamos for decades now… but little did we know that he felt the same about himself at one point.

The superbly hunky television star stopped by Busy Philips new late-night talk show Busy Tonight on Monday, where he talked about an awkward moment that happened between him and his member during a visit to a fertility doctor with his wife Caitlin McHugh.  It occurred when they were trying to get pregnant with their now 6-month-old son Billy.

Part of the process involved him going into a separate room with a “television” for him to give his sperm sample. “I turn the TV on and it’s on Full House,' he said, which was a show he starred on from 1987-1995. That’s when he dropped a major shocker by admitting “If I’m gonna masturbate to myself it’s gonna be the old self,' he joked. 'Not the new self.”

“This is an absolutely true story and I’ve been waiting to tell this story …trying to get pregnant and we had to do a thing, and we had to go to a fertility, ya know, place,” he began the interesting tale. “And I had to go give a sperm sample. I can’t believe I’m finally getting to tell this story. And I went into this little room where they go, "Go in there…" And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing.’”

Turns out the thing for his thing… was his own self. Full clip below:

 

 

PIVOT! David Schwimmer Gets Offered $1 Million Dollars to Star in Porn Parody

Actor David Schwimmer has been offered a cool $1 million dollars to star in a porn parody by popular adult website YouPorn after a video was released that showed his Doppelganger attempting to steal a crate of beer.

A man, who looked very much like the Golden Globe nominee, has been making the rounds on the web after CCTV across the pond in England caught the suspect in question. The jokes surrounding the incident has been plastered all over social media, many of them poking fun at his character Ross from the legendary 90’s sitcom Friends.

"It's not been his day, his month or even his year," one user joked on Blackpool Police's original Facebook post. That was shared over 100,000 times before it got deleted.

Now YouPorn is looking to capitalize on all of this and has actually written him a letter asking him to star in a porn parody about the mistaken identity situation.

Best of luck to the company in making this happen!

Jon Hamm Eats Bull Privates to Avoid Talking About His Own

Jon Hamm is an A-list actor, Emmy award winner, and known for wearing no underwear while out and about.

Tons of paparazzi photos have captured him swinging his pendulum back and forth while walking around in New York City or shooting a scene in Los Angeles, as it always seems like he's rocking the whole freeball thing with an IDGAF attitude about it (we aren't complaining).

He appeared on James Corden's talk show last night and played a game called Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Basically he asks you something very personal that you wouldn't want to reveal, and if you don't, you have to eat something grotesque in front of you.

Jon was asked a variety of questions throughout the interview, but James saved the best for last. He had the option of either answering it, or eating the bull penis that was sitting right in front of him. Decisions, decisions. 

James asked Jon about what is referred to online as his "Hamm-aconda", otherwise... his d**k, and how many inches it is.

Here's what happened (starts at 11:35):

 

 

Panic Ensues When One of the Four Go Missing On W&G

Season 2, episode 2 of Will & Grace feels like it should’ve been the premiere instead based on the subject matter that happened within it.

The show starts with Jack and Karen cackling delightfully after Will’s mother Marilyn marries Grace’s father Martin. Of course, Will & Grace are devastated by all of this, but then the rest of the episode focuses on something much different and pushes this subject matter to this side. It’s quite confusing that the reality of W&G becoming related isn’t the total focus, nor do we get to see the actual wedding happen. All we get is their misery mixed with Jack and Karen’s delight… and Smitty the Bartender (which is never a problem).

Will, Grace and Jack’s characters do have their own storyline happen after that scene fades to black, but it becomes part of a bigger issues when a “detective” call each of them. They all convene at W&G’s apartment to find out that Karen has gone missing. It was there where they each recall where they saw her last (she visited Will when he was dying his beard hair, showed up to work at Grace’s studio and chatted with Jack when he was in the shower with Estefan).

The other storylines are a tad menial compared to Karen going missing. Will’s has to do with him dying his beard but claiming it’s “good genes” when other people compliment him on it, Grace panics that she has no social media followers amid her running for President of the New York Society of Interior Designers and Jack freaking out about the whole “forever” thing with Estefan. Each have their funny moments, but it wasn’t about them this time around.

Karen is eventually found taking a tour at Universal Studios as her alter ego Anastasia Beaverhausen. She talks with a woman from the Midwest about why she went missing, which she thinks has to do with her husband Stan finding out about her affair with Malcolm.

Malcolm (Alec Baldwin) eventually shows up to reveal that it was he who told Stan about the affair. Karen comes back at the end of the episode to slap Malcolm and find out that she’s been served with divorce papers from the woman who claimed she was a “detective” (she’s wasn’t, she’s a process server). They all happily hug her and wish her support before the episode ended.

Notes from the Episode:

  • Can the writers please give Will a better storyline? A relationship, another friend… something? Having this episode be about him dying his beard really fell flat and he’s a much better actor than what they are giving.
  • No “West Side Curmudgeon” this week AKA David Schwimmer who appeared on the season opener. He’ll be back at some point, I just still wonder as to why his episode was the premiere and not this one as it seemed a tad backwards.
  • Jack and Estefan won’t last. Maybe I’m wrong, but Jack doesn’t have the ability to be a one-man kind of… man. He even said during this episode that he’s a “Jack of all Gays,” so I wonder if Esetefan’s time is numbered on the show.
  • I don’t think we’ve seen the last of Malcolm either.
  • Here’s hoping that there’s some flashbacks to Marilyn and Martin’s wedding, as it would’ve been great to see how Will and Grace acted during it.

Thoughts on last night’s show, Instinct Magazine readers?

It was Comedy Gold During the Will & Grace Season Premiere

Will & Grace’s 2nd season of its revival began last night on a somewhat different path compared to its 1st season finale.

They switched gears from Will & Grace’s mother and father (respectively) announcing that they were getting married on the finale to the latter meeting a guy that appears to be someone of interest for the interior designer.

For Jack and Karen, it’s comedy as usual with their own hilarious issues in life and Will’s storyline goes nowhere besides him mocking them both in the process. Let’s look at some of the highlights from the 2nd season premiere.

David Schwimmer, who famously played Ross for 10 years on another NBC sitcom, Friends, appears as Noah Broader, otherwise known as “The West Side Curmudgeon”, which happens to be the title of the season 2 premiere. The two are very similar in their approaches in life in that they both complain about pretty much everything that’s going on around them in NYC, yet he’s more known about being like that in a public/social media kind of way.

After having an accidental run-in in the lobby of Grace’s building, she hands him a flyer for a position she’s vying for in hopes that he will share it on his social media due to the number of followers he has. He then made a mean tweet about it which brings Grace to confront him several different times inside a local diner. It is here where she eventually breaks him down and the two of them end on a promising high note (possible relationship?). David did sign on for a bunch of episodes this season, so expect to see him a lot more as the show goes on.

As for Karen, she finds out that there’s a plastic surgery procedure known as the “Karen Walker” which has to do with someone requesting a breast job to look like hers. She runs into Will’s apartment and asks him to help protect the intellectual property in this matter, even though he left his lawyer job last season. Still, her opening line of “Grace, where’s Will?”, when Will is sitting right there is comedy gold and why we’ve loved her character for 20 years now.

Sean Hayes’ portrayal of Jack has always excelled when it comes to the physical comedy he puts into his character. That could not have been truer during last night’s episode, where he panics before meeting Estefan’s family via FaceTime as he wants to look younger than he already does. He overly applies a numbing cream to his face and lips that renders both useless and hilarity ensues from there. He can barely use his hands as well, as he used them to slather the cream. Will is there to simply mock him and falsely tell him that a banana will relieve him from all the numbing, which only makes the scene that much funnier.

What did you think of last night’s premiere?

Britney Spears Gets Woken Up by Her Hot Dancers with Something Yummy

Pop icon Britney Spears showed off her silly and super adorable side in a video that was posted on her Instagram Wednesday.

The "Sometimes" songstress is currently finishing up the European leg of her Piece of Me tour, where she performed for a second time in Paris, France last night. Her last concert overseas will be in Blackpool, England this Saturday (where "Britishney" might return). 

She decided to have a little fun with her extraordinarily hot backup dancers by doing a short clip of her sleeping right before her show is set to begin. In case you didn't know, this is what the guys look like:

The muscle-bound dudes frantically look for Britney, with one saying "WE HAVE A SHOW!" over and over again. They find her fast asleep, but know the one thing that works to wake the pop legend up: ice cream.

 

Sometimes you just need ice cream to get going!!!!!! It's showtime!! #PieceOfMe

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She quickly emerges after getting a whiff of the delicious dessert, and gets up totally ready with hair, makeup and her outfit done. "Sometimes you just need ice cream to get going!!!!!! It's showtime!!", she captioned the clip. Aww. 

Britney please let me know when we can have our own adorable ice cream date. 

Jackée Harry Slams Eureka O'Hara with One Simple Tweet

This came from out of left field, but here we go! 

Legendary actress Jackée Harry, who is known for her roles on several hit shows including 227 and Sister, Sister, issued an inspirational tweet yesterday that read as the following:

"Real not only recognizes real, it also respects it. Love yourself. Be yourself. Everything else will fall into place."

In comes season 10 RuPaul's Drag Race finalist Eureka O'Hara with what appeared to be a simple tweet supporting what she wrote:

"I live for this," she wrote. This apparently didn't sit well with the Emmy-winner, who shot back with the following:

"Wasn't nobody talking to you." Oh snap! This of course made social media implode, with other Drag Race queens like Phi Phi O'Hara (who has an ongoing feud with Eureka currently) chiming in with her own response:

Jackée followed up that original remark with another statement, after a fan tweeted "I am here for the Jackée vs. Eureka" beef. Here's what she had to say:

"There is no Jackée vs. Eureka. It’s Eureka vs. The People. And we aren’t waiting on Omarosa - these tapes have already been released."

This made Eureka's enemy The Vixen gleefully put her two cents in:

It went further. Another fan tweeted "Lol Jackee it really amazes me how you really be knowing wtf be going on," to her. Here's what she said: 

"The tea is.. I wouldn’t even know that lady exists if it weren’t for Twitter exposing her." This may have to do with a video of Eureka that was unearthed last year where she repeatedly used the n-word, but nevertheless... Jackée isn't a fan of hers. 

 

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