This Guy Took a 'Hulk-Sized D' and Lived to Tell the Tale

Here’s a story that brings new meaning to “taking it like a champ”. 19-year-old Freddy Alanis from the Chicago suburbs is getting lots of attention after he posted a photo of him in the ER after he reportedly went down on a guy with a massive 10-inch penis. Are you gagged? He was, apparently!

That big smile says it all!

According to Them, Alanis met with a Grindr hookup back in January and the experience literally ruptured his airway. Alanis said he sucked on a ‘hulk-sized dick’ (lucky him!) but the rendezvous sent him to the ER because of pain he started to feel in his chest post BJ. Last week, Alanis posted the photo on Twitter and the likes and retweets started rolling in and the flashbacks all started coming (cumming?) back to him.

 

Alanis knew the guy as his previous neighbor, but this was their first time ‘hanging out’. He was in the hospital for three days after sharp chest pains and he wasn’t able to lift anything over 10 pounds for some time. But now he is all recovered and back on Grindr looking for the D. What a trooper! And he’s even getting a little recognition by his peers. What an honor!

 

 

Alanis also shared with Them that he has gotten a mixture of responses:

The feedback has been nuts. I’ve gotten people, homophobic douchebags, messaging me and telling me to gas myself.

But besides that, I feel like everyone on Twitter has thought it’s funny. They say I’m iconic and a legend. They’ve said I’m their leader. They’re posting some crazy ass comments and honestly I’m just going along with it because I’ve never experienced anything like this before.

With regard to the 10-inch beast, Alanis shared:

I’ve actually seen him since then. I saw him two weeks ago, I’m not even going to lie. I told him what happened and since then when we decide to hook up or whatever he is a lot less rough. He’s more cautious and aware of what he’s doing. I don’t want to be in the hospital! He told me he felt so bad. He works in an ambulance so he’s pretty aware of the human body and what’s possible. I was texting him on my way to the hospital and I said my chest is really hurting and he said he hoped he didn’t cause it because he knows it’s possible.

The chances of it happening, and the fact that it happened is insane because the doctor told me getting the airway ruptured through oral intercourse is one in millions, maybe hundred millions.

I wasn’t gonna stop. In the heat of the moment my will power willed me to continue. Stamina.

 

 

Yes, hunty! You bettah work that throat God blessed you with!

h/t: Them, @Electric_Papi

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Huh I sucked 11 and 12 with no problems just takes practice.

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As a gay man myself I can honestly say that I find most gay men repulsive. Why can't gay men just be normal regarding sex and not let it be the subject of every topic? I am considered good looking and I know that I am very well endowed but I don't feel the need to be sure that each and every guy I meet know the first thing that I have a big dick for God sakes. My ex is literally known more by showing dick pics than people recognizing his face. No wonder STD's are running rampant. Sometimes I am ashamed to let people know I'm gay because everyone assumes your a slut. How could a man put his face on a story about sucking a big dick and needing to go to the hospital? What a slut !!

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Agreed

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I can't agree with you more. Most gay men are obsessed with sex. A lot of them are into all kinds of gross fetishes. Eventually these gays will pay for their indiscretions. They will get addicted to drugs or they get nasty STDs, some of which are resistant to the most powerful antibiotics currently available. It's time to expose the ugly truth about these Internet sluts. 

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Thank you for your honest opinion, It's great knowing that there are other gay men who think like I do as well.

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I know the feeling. I was banging a hot boy doggy style, so intently, my legs want numb and I fell over. I'm more careful now......

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AMATEUR! 

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Good for you do you have videos seriously I would love to see this glorious accomplishment.

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Can we get a pic of him too? Ha ha ha

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ENJOY YOUR LIFE

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